Election night would have ended a bit earlier for me, had the ABC station not switched to a Seinfeld rerun right when the big news was announced. The other channels were all steeped in boring local coverage. Will we get to build a new sports center? Will we not? Who cares ( Read more... )

Whoa. T-Rex and I live in the same building and have the same educational aspirationsLeft the house this morning to find the neighbors using the window sill as an ashtray. Sunday night saw free Harley rides in the parking lot at midnight. Charming ( Read more... )

Places to avoid on Labor Day? Apart from your place of work, if you can help it ( Read more... )

No, really. It is quite a delightful smell. Part fertilizer, part green grass, part freshness after the rainstorms of last night. Pity there isn't more of a breeze to draw it into the old hovel ( Read more... )

Yesterday and today, my place of work, or rather the turf surrounding my place of work was assaulted by the annual test drive of lawnmowers. One of the bigger tool and equipment dealers in the state brings all sorts of push and riding mowers for the mow-happy male public to come and test ( Read more... )

The industrious kids that live cross ways to my apartment building were carrying on that great spring tradition of the garge sale ( Read more... )

obviously hasn't shared a movie theatre with the lady across the aisle from me tonight ( Read more... )

It's true. They always do. It's not the heavy content. I think it's the noise and the darkness. Especially after a long day at work ( Read more... )

I'm almost glad to go back to work tomorrow, to put that thick, tinted barrier back between me and humanity ( Read more... )

Why do people always want to have long, involved conversations with you when you're trying to get your garbage out to the dumpster ( Read more... )